HumorSatire
Bitch, please. My parents are from Brooklyn, New York. If you’re a New York native, specifically Brooklyn, it’s pronounced New Yowahk. If you live in upstate New York, the silent “r” seems to disappear and most letters of the alphabet Read more…
HumorSatire
Yawn. In case you hadn’t heard, 2023 became yet another year for Hollywood writers to go on strike. Pussies. Try being a songwriter and let’s compare royalty checks. With some of the movies made in the past decades, it seems Read more…
HumorSatire
3 short near-death stories The Ditch When I was a teenager I headed over to a friend’s house on a hot summer night for a party and woke up in a ditch the next morning two miles away just as Read more…
HumorSatire
Tight spaces should be temporary. The budget for the couple’s tiny house was $125k. One-hundred twenty-five thousand US dollars for a roughly 200 square foot living space. For comparison, if your house has a bathroom that’s 8 x 12 feet, Read more…
LifeSatire
And got a little cupping action from my massage therapist. I woke up one morning with what felt like a dozen Charley horses in my leg. I’m not sure who the fuck Charley is, or why their horses were in Read more…
CorporateSatire
Wasted people hours Just when I think that I have distanced myself from still being hung up on the complete idiocy of the corporate world, I’m reminded of the weekly, time-sucking standing team call. Have you ever paid attention to Read more…
LifeSatire
I’m as surprised as you are. I stumbled upon a piece about how influencers weren’t reading people’s stories, so the collective “we” should stop reading theirs. It wasn’t the actual article that got my attention. It was a comment posted Read more…
CorporateSatire
Tattle tales of the corporate ladder I’m a freelance writer for a reason. For the times when I chose to work for the man, I felt caged, controlled, and almost angry at myself for allowing myself to be belittled regularly. Read more…
About MeHumorLifeSatire
The consequences of our actions. The word consequence to me always seemed negative. Whenever I think about it, rarely do people say, “Think of the benefits of your actions.” It always seems to be more about being careful about what Read more…
